Fresno Night Crawlers
Alright, everybody, form a line! Your mom is waiting in the hideout, and dinner's getting cold, so remember what I taught you in practice. Go, go, go, and remember, one foot in front of the other! Now, now, don't get hasty, easy does it. We have the whole night to get there, so just make sure you get it right, okay? Let me see what you can do. Ready? March!
Come on, Eddy, you know you can do it. Left foot, right foot, left foo--left foot, Eddy, come on! You did so well in practice. Follow the rhythm. Do it like I do, look, one, two, one, two, left, right, left, right. Yeah, that's the spirit! Don't stumble.
Good work, Sandy! Great bend on the knees. Keep the good balance, and don't get too hasty, or you'll trip. Keep an eye on your center of mass and at your feet, too, I think there are molehills in this field!
Nice rhythm, Millie! Try to extend your legs a bit more, though. Nice! There you go. We'll--
Caution, light breeze! Light breeze! Stop and drop, quick!
Alright, now stay down, stick to the grass, wait for it to pass... is everyone alright? Eddy, check on Sandy for me, she had quite the tumble. Is she okay? Nobody got blown away? Good work, team. Stand back up, everybody! Aaand ahup!
Is anyone hurt? No? Eddy? Good, excellent. Your mom would have killed me if any happened to any of you. Alright, back from the beginning--one, two, left, right, one two, left, right. That's it! You're doing it! We'll be back home in no time at this rate!
And if we come across a human, what do we say? All together now: How do you do, sir or madam!!
Excellent work, team. You're pacing like the best of them. Keep it up like that, and nobody will notice we're actually Night Crawlers.